Sorry if they're not the best.

It's been a tough couple of days around here.

Everthing has been freezing up. Try climbing down into a septic tank when
it's -30C.

Or crawling under the house to open up the hot water line and having to get
the wife to send in the shot gun to waste a family of weasles.

I'd much rather go fishing, thank you very f**king much!

Merry f'n Xmas to you all!

They still call me Bruce.