Personally, I'm not much of a fan of either of these approaches. Either
way, you still generate a whole bunch of carbon dioxide and other
pollutants. Far better, it seems to me, to dump bodies in peat bogs, cedar
swamps, and the like. Cover tightly and simmer for about 265,000,000
years......presto changeo, COAL! Keep covered, increase heat and pressure
for another couple of eons.....presto onceagainchangeo, a billion tons of
engagement rings!

Yeh, but you can't give the ones from China to your teenage bride,
they contain lead.
Frank Reid