"Leah Lidtorf" wrote in message
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Are there Pirnahas in our lakes?

no; all of our indigenous pirnahas (pr: "peer-nah'-hahs") were made
extinct by the introduction, in the late 19th century, by alfred vanderbilt,
of their only natural predator: the bright orange goldfish.
if i were you, i would suggest that you be more concerned with the
existence of bats in your belfry.
hth
wayno