Yeah, I can imagine the call now.

Hell, is that 999

Yes! what service do you need?

Not sure but I got this nice old guy in red, big white beard as well and
loads of presents on a sleigh pulled by reindeer.

OK Sir so you want the men in white coats then.

Actually he is probably the perfect English gentleman and you would be hard
pushed to find someone who cared more for the fish.

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Gandalf


"medico" wrote in message
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Happy Christmas Gandalf,

I always thought that Santa came from Lapland not Poland. If he turns up
at your lake again call the cops.


"Gandalf" wrote in message
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Hi all,

Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to one and all.

Had a shock when I took the grandkids to so Santa by the way, he turned
out to be one of the nicer guys who fish my local lake. So I can really
say that I have been fishing with Santa.

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Gandalf