On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:56:49 -0500, "Tim J."
wrote:

Dave LaCourse typed:
As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?

This is in violation of man-law #8, which clearly states men are not to ask
about, or give other men, grooming tips.

Phew! Thanks for that, Timaaaay!
I *knew* there had to be a law against such unseemly questions ;-)

With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.

Now, now. Besides the Jinx Factor, you'll set Ken off, and then where will we
all be? You *know* he'll want asterisks all over that hat! ;-)

/daytripper (we must try to remain gracious, if possible :-)