One day at last it came to pass,
as Kenny strained to kiss Dave´s ass,
he twisted wrong, his kidneys squeaked,
and then he very nearly freaked,
for to his surprise and dread,
he kissed an almost hairless head!

Even worse, to his dismay,
it tasted bad, like old hairspray!
Dave tried to cover with a grin,
and combing hair up from his chin,
he even combed it from his ears,
but this did not allay Ken´s fears!

Indeed, he had to bear the brunt,
of a face which now looked like a ****
this put him off a lot of course,
and even filled him with remorse,
indeed he then began to wonder,
how he made this awful blunder.

Some things are doomed at their inception,
one does not need much real perception,
of course soon Kenny started missing,
some pretty ass he might be kissing,
instead of lifting some chemise
hair now flapped thinly in the breeze.

To cap it all then, Davey farted,
and Ken then rapidly departed,
first a face that was repelling,
and now the dirty ratbag smelling!
This was more than he could take,
and so the nasty low down snake

Repaired with haste to a train station
to seek a new infatuation,
one with hair and a pleasant bum,
indeed a useful all round chum,
but when the guys there saw him coming,
covertly eyeing up their plumbing

They buggered off at a rate of knots
afraid of catching Kenny´s spots
Kenny, although queer you see,
just was not their cup of tea
they simply did not crave or hanker,
to waste their time with such a ******.

So my friends if you are wise,
and meet up with such nasty guys,
Like Davey and the blighted Kenny,
don´t stop to ask yourself how many,
assholes like these two may exist,
for when they pass, they wont be missed.

Avoiding them is really best,
if you never meet such you are blessed,
they will not then taint your lives,
with things for which an asshole strives,
you´ll never know their depredations,
nor suffer their invoked frustrations.

It does not matter what they say,
don´t let such assholes have their way
remember, what they say and do,
reflects on them, and not on you,
ignore them then, give them a miss,
for all they are is wind and ****.

MC