"Jeff" wrote in message
Look dammit...y'all stop this nonsense. You won't be getting anything in
the swap til I'm done and that will be sometime in February at the
earliest. And...if you simply must conclude your end prematurely, please
refrain from posting about it til February. I simply cannot abide all
this haste nor can I lawfully consort with folks who appear to abhor the
mopre civilized trait of proper procrastination. Joe, surely you can
concoct a rule to impose on these braggarts.

I can't control there guys. I'm trying to set a proper example by leaving
all of my tying equipment in the basement until February, but there's always
a few who have to show off by tying more than one an hour. I don't know
what to do with 'em. (Hey, can I borrow wayno's vise when you're done with
it?)

Joe F.