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Larry L wrote:

"AlanPortsmouth" wrote in message
...

I've just joined and thought I would introduce myself via a funny
story...


First Welcome .... but, now would be the smartest time to leave and not
look back ( good advice, trust me )

This is good advice. I hope that, before posting, you've lurked a bit
and seen just how mindlessly vicious, petulant and unkind many members
of this group can be.

Welcome, all the same!

Lazarus

(ps some of the worst of them, in the middle of interminable feuds,
will break off for a moment to give quite useful advice. Particularly
about fishing, which seems to be the only life-skill that any of us
know anything about)