Two hours later I'm on my back on a bamboo slat bench looking up at a thatch
roof. *I've got a boat lined up to take me on a three island tour in the
morning for a little R&R and that little girl is fetching me another bottle
of a delightful mango fruit and rum concoction and she says she is going to
stay me with me just to be sure I'm okay and I'm thinking.....

....how am I going to explain this to Jeff?

Flashbacks! Those are the best trips! Man, aside from the
trepidation that comes from being totally lost, you probably found
some little stretch of heaven that will have a mega resort on it in 10
years. Congrats.
Frank Reid