On Jan 30, 3:01*pm, "Wayne Harrison" wrote:
"Frank Reid" wrote

'Sides, darker lenses hide the scared ****less look in your eyes as
you pop back out of from under some submerged rock.

* * you know, frank, i have often wondered what material you utilize to
secure your glasses to your person. *i have speculated on natural horse
glue, leather straps left over from a recent execution, a series of welds,
twenty pound magnets---certainly there is an interesting construct involved.
can you help me?

Just move the Frankenstein bolts up 3 inches and Bob's your uncle!
Frank Reid
(who doesn't want to go into the details of the new zipper
installation)