"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:42:57 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:

You ever wonder how life might be different if you had any idea of what
you
say?

Ya ever wonder why you are so short

I stand 5 feet nine inches (officially, last time I measured......may have
given in some to gravity since then). Never wondered why. You ever wonder
why you have to settle for the stale leavings of kennie's feeble attempts at
insults?

and couldn't keep those shiney new nickles in your pocket at the
playground?

Didn't have any shiny new nickels in my pockets at any playground. Any
nickels I got in my playground years were traded for various goods (some of
which still claim bits of my income) at any number of local mom and pop
stores that littered the landscape of those days like a minefield for any
kid armed with a few coins to unload.

Those bullies did a tap dance on you

I've only had real trouble with one bully in my life. That was a long time
ago, and it had nothing to do with small change that was too hot for me to
hold onto anyway. Meanwhile, I've been tapped a few times, but never danced
on.

and now you're mad at the world.

Nah, the world is mad at me. Well, the little bits of it here that seem to
think there really is something wrong with finding amusement in the pitiful
squeakings of a truly pathetic, homicidal, self-loathing old fat man with a
bad perm, anyway.

Davie
(who hasn't been around Wolfie in a few years, but the last time he
was found him smelling like a binjo ditch)

Ooh! Ooh! Sailor talk! You make me SO wet!

Wolfgang
and never forget, you're absolutely right........you wasted your one and
only shot at life.