Tom, you know all them fancy, published tyers. *Think we could get
Jack Gartside out here? *We do have stripers. *Anyone else come to
mind.

Maybe y'all need another "p"...toss in some Steak Tartare and good
Scotch and hell, what more could anyone want - corn-fed titty dancers,
raw meat, and liquor, the cornerstones of a well-balanced diet...

Just for you, we'll put Carl, Dick and Rush in Victoria Secrets
lingerie and send 'em all to your cocktail party.
Frank Reid
(who is now violently heaving due to a truely narley mental picture)