"John B" wrote in message
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Ya got me Chief!

I liked yours better!

John

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What color was the truck? Green pumpkin, junebug, watermelon red??
heehee!! OH, you didn't have a "trailer" hooked on did you? LOL!!!!!! A
little off topic but noteworthy nonetheless; I read a story many years
ago about a guy who lived on a working farm but also worked in the local
mill. Being an avid deer hunter he begged off the afternoon when a
snowfall began during hunting season. His reasoning was that with the
fresh snow fall he could actually stalk a deer by directly following its
tracks in the new snow. So off he went and he did indeed find tracks. He
follows the tracks as they meander through the woods. Soon he finds
himself making a wide circle back to where his truck is parked. Lo and
behold a deer is standing in the bed of his truck eating the remainders
of hay bales he had put out for his cattle. He shoots the deer, deer
falls dead in the truck bed, and he drives home with his prize.


This actually a true story. Would also be a good april fools one, but true.
Guys I worked with take off to drive 6 hours to Redding, CA for deer
hunting. Get there an get out early in the morning. They said they must
have hiked 20 miles. They finally give up and return to the car to see a
really nice buck standing 20' from their car. As they look, a guy on the
other side of the meadow pops the deer. They just gave up after that
insult.