Denmark theory

The Danish logic is hard to refute,

"We in Denmark are struggling to understand why Americans are even
bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge bosom who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

Frank Sr.
....just trying to help...