*Denmark theory *

*The Danish logic is hard to refute,

"We in Denmark are struggling to understand why Americans are even
bothering to hold an election. *

*On one side, you have a bitch *who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch *who is a lawyer. *

*On the other side, you have a true war hero married *to a woman with a
*huge bosom who owns a beer distributorship. *

Is *there a contest here?"

Splork!
Frank Jr.
(who is cleaning his monitor)