riverman wrote:

"Wes Chormicle" wrote

We started home when my son Clinton (named for his
grandfather, not the president) asked me, "Dad, when grandpa died and you
put his fishing pole in the coffin, do you suppose this is what heaven is
like?" I smiled and said, "I sure hope so."


Nice tale, but now you realize that I have to go exhume my father....

No, see, you're not supposed to put the Sage in the coffin. Put the
KPOS, which of course *becomes* a Sage when it gets to heaven.

JR