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PIRANHA ENJOY HAPPY MEAL AT FOX NEWS

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. NEWS BULLETIN
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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- A bloody
and extremely horrible piranha attack
took the lives of three nude bathers
in the "Celebrities" private indoor
swimming pool in the Fox News
studios this morning
The near-lifeless bodies of Bill O'Reilly,
Sean Hannity and Ann "Douche Bag"
Coulter were found floating in the
burgundy-colored water.


A terrible 'news' story.....And a terrible slam on the upstanding and
righteous douche bags worldwide, linking their name to the wicked witch of
the west, Coulter.