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Old July 15th, 2008, 05:53 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Frank Reid[_2_]
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Default There Will Be Crap...

On Jul 15, 12:17*am, wrote:
We just saw the movie, "There Will Be Blood." *I'm now convinced that
movie critics watch movies while either smoking crack cut with Drano and
asbestos while snorting spray paint as someone pumps grain alcohol into
them via IV and/or simply don't care that folks realize that they accept
any bribe offered by studios. *If you haven't wasted your time (and
money), I'd suggest keeping it that way. *All agreed we'd rather see a
marathon showing of the 42 extended-play DVD boxed set, "From The Rough
- Par-3 Golf Course Practice"...on a B & W TV with the vertical hold
out...in a dry Oklahoma county...in an un-air-conditioned travel
trailer...in August...while Frank did a rain dance on the roof and
George filled up on sprouts and beer in the kitchen...

OK, so the rest didn't mention Frank and George,
R
...but trust me or don't, the tornado and explosive farts would have
been a welcome diversion...


Bringing my road show to DC this evening.
Frank "Naked Twister" Reid