living in the same country as Ken Fortenberry and Scott Seidman.

I have packed my bags, buried my pets, robbed 5 banks, and kissed mother
good-bye (she won't leave with me? Say she doesn't know Fortenberry nor
Seidman. Where the **** has she been all these years?).

I'm headed for a new life in the *"Land of the Spree, and the Home of the
Knave," FREEDONIA!

All interested in visiting me should let me know now, as I don't think
Freeedonians have basic cell phone services as of yet. I will welcome all
certifiable ROFFian, with open arms--so long as you bring U.S. currency.

Good-bye cruel Amerika, land that harbors ****bags, assholes, and dumbos!

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*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedonia