Now I know what poor Mr. Bill feels like.

My email has been flooded with hundreds of thousands of
irate letters from Nomen George Borked, my ISP is suing
me, the FBI has arrested me for felony disparaging a twit
and I'm currently in a holding cell awaiting transfer to
a federal prison in Indiana.

My life is *ruined*, I'm a broken man, I am so, sooooo,
sorry I ever dared to trifle with the Great Mike Connor.
He sure showed me, he sure did.

LOL !!

Your Loony Mikeness, if you want to know why your reputation
is a sad and pathetic one you need look no further than your
own web page. You don't come out of every encounter with me
looking like a deranged fruitcake because of anything I say
or do, you look like a mad, vicious, nasty twit because of
the things *you* do.

Seriously, come to grips with yourself, find a boyfriend and
settle down to become the finest gay fly fisherman who ever
lived. You can do it, I'm rooting for you !

--
Ken Fortenberry