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...I can hardly wait
for the "inspired by a true story" movie...the "Star Wars kid" will play
you as a youth, Nathan Lane will play you as an adul...well, the aged
version of you, and I sorta see a dumbed-down Larry the Cable Guy (or
maybe Erik Estrada) playing the soon-to-be-ex-FBI agent who took your
complaint to USA's office...

no way Nathan Lane touches that role. Perhaps Sean Hayes needs the work and
could handle the childhood and older Mikes for the same salary, with a
little makeup work. Estrada is truly an inspired pick for the agent. If John
Waters could direct, Mike might be able to pay for that Internationally
Renowned website out of royalties. If he could just behave and be
restrained, maybe Waters could let him be key grip or something around the
set......
Tom