(who's found some amazing things you can do with a 10 horse power
rototiller)

Nothing to do with personal grooming, we hope. * * * *

I was going to volunteer "dentistry".

Well, if you have a bum shoulder, just don't duct tape the "go" safety
handle down on one of these things, 'cause duct tape is really hard to
remove on a bucking, self-propelled killing machine. Then again,
ground woodchuck makes good fertilizer and I found out that the
neighbor's german shepard is not so vicious after all. I now believe
he's part greyhound. As I told the owner, the bobbed tail look is in
this year.
Frank "slightly removed from suburbia" Reid