On 15 Aug 2008 00:43:37 GMT, Scott Seidman
wrote:

Perhaps its time to slow down on the abusing yourself thing

LOL. This morning I was watching the news on one of the morning shows
and they had Ernest Borgnine (he is *still* alive!). The host asked
him what he attributed his longevity to, and Bornine whispered in the
host's ear but everyone else heard, "I masturbate often." You could
have heard a pin drop.

Dave