"Opus--Mark H. Bowen" wrote in message
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You see, I ain't never had me no Maryland crabs a'fore. And after I eats
me my crabs, I'm gonna kick your butt fishin', usin' the flyz you hand
tied for ME!

[insert here an insane laugh, and whatever the onomatopoeia sound is for a
former smoker's cough]

Sincerely yours,
Op

more likely outcome is that you'll have a case of crabs and attract
flies.........
your friend,
Tom