On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:54:58 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:


ok, dumbo, that does it for me. such a dastardly, catastrophical
insult, to wit: the implication that i have, for even one instance,
failed to personally tie the impeccable works of art with which i have
blessed all earlier shabby, pitiful attempts to imitate an insect on
the part of you miscreant fools goes far beyond the most debased,
empty allegations uttered by anyone, from the beginning of primitive
homonid communication on the sumerian plains until the most recent,
gigantic horrors created on this very forum by the feces ridden minds
of the despicable morons whose names can never be uttered by civilised
homo sapien sapien.
you should, at this moment, be grovelling on your filthy hands
and knees in the desperate hope that your total subjugation and
complete confession of the incalculable error of your cowardly attack
will gorge my irresistable yearning to physically attack you
mercilessly wherever you might try to hide within the fragile borders
of the massachusetts republic, and that your punishment will merely be
composed of the lifetime loss of your ability to utilize any personal
computer.
obviously, this classic example of pearls before swine will
comprise my last post to this despicable hovel known as r.o.f.f.

tight asses and pert nipples

A friend of mine in the old north state wrote that post and said he had
written the perfect roff post. But I told him he did not write the
perfect roff post, because he didn't say anything about mothers, or
trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk, so...

"I was drunk the night the mother****er got out of prison,
For hangin' 'round trainstations actin' insane,
But before someone could put regular in the pickup truck,
We stopped and bought a dozen flies for good ol' wayne...

Oh, we'll hang around as long as they let us,
And few never mind bein' a pain,
But you don't have to call him asshole...asshole
'Cus it's probably just another phony name..."

With apologies to Steve Goodman...if Prine and Coe want a ****in'
apology, they'll have to come get it...

TC,
R