On Aug 26, 11:23*pm, wrote:

**** me gently, and you call me crazy!

Here is some instruction in internet diagnostics for you;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...er/7583219.stm

Mike, get one thing straight: Under no circumstances do I want to ****
you. I am strictly straight. I know you English guys have some
different ideas about such things, and your palling around with
Germans all these years can't possibly be healthy. I suggest you need
to check out some site with a name like "English******dude.com" or
some such.

Dave