Juancito wrote:
Well, I've got some new digs....quite settled in I am...

..and I've been taking my garbage across the street and feeding it to
my neighbor's pig. His name is Doodong or something like that.
Anyhow, I thought I'd be polite and ask him before I gave my leavings
to his pig and after failing to sell me the pig he said sure....it was
okay if I fed his pig...

Well, I had had a couple of cold ones and ... god only knows why... I
said, "Do you care if I kick it?"

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How in heaven am I going to explain all the misery I've caused to all
those pigs....?

john

Maybe you should start a "kiss your pig" campaign to atone for you sins.

But if you do, I don;t think anyone needs to know about it.

Tim Lysyk