Thread: OT-E: Leave it to the Brits.
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Old October 9th, 2008, 03:22 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Ken Fortenberry[_2_]
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Default OT-E: Leave it to the Brits.
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His Loony Mikeness spews again:
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"Hello, FBI, how may direct your call?"

"I want to report an impugning denigrator, you stupid ****ing ****!"

"Pardon me?"

"Connect me to the head of denigration, you piece of ****!"

"Hold please..."

"Agent Vlasic, how may I help you?"

"Look, you stupid ****ing American, there's a denigrator in your midst!"

"Excuse me?"

"My boyfriend and I watched the debates and..."

"HEY! I know who you are...you're the loony dude from the fishing group
who calls every few days...man, I gotta tell ya, that boyfriend of yours
is one homely dude...but the good news is that we use the pictures in
our, er, enhanced interrogations and thus far, it's more effective than
waterboarding..."

"**** YOU CHOC! JUST **** YOU! I FLEW F-86.5 SABER TIGGERS OVER THE
YANGWANG WITH MY BEST FRIENDS BRIAN KEITH AND ROBERT E. LEE! I AM A
LEGEND!"

click....

You disgust me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you're gonna report me to the AFTMA and the
Army Air Corps...

As for myself I've sworn off poking the loony but I must admit
after reading this I still enjoy the entertainment. ;-)

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Ken Fortenberry