I had to do a double take over my morning paper this morning.
This can't be right, the North Cackalacky Heels over the
Fighting Irish by *NINE* points ? Sure enough, that's what
it said.

Hey Boy Lawyer, you out there ? I'm thinking this is my chance
to get one of those bottles of booze back. Howz about a small,
one bottle of booze wager that the Tar Heels don't cover the
spread in the North Carolina - Notre Dame game ?

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Ken Fortenberry