A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he
lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he
attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Customs Agent at
the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"
says the agent.

But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture
of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George
Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants
and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!"
exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Illinois."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Illinois?"

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the
middle