On Oct 21, 8:54*pm, DaveS wrote:
On Oct 21, 11:51*am, wrote:

Sorting
Dave

There are some folk who are sick in the head,
and quite a lot of others who are easily led,
then there´s the dumbo who jumped up and said,
"Just sorting, just sorting".

Now some sort this and some sort that,
some say **** and some say ****,
but there´s no compare to the dozy prat,
"Just sorting, just sorting".

Some folk smile and some folk frown,
but you really have to give the crown
to the barmy ******* that jumps up and down,
"Just sorting, just sorting"

It takes all sorts on a Usenet group,
often just like a sandwich full of soup,
and even some nutjob jumping through a hoop,
"Just sorting, just sorting"

Some tell the truth, and some tell lies,
some even ask "Would you like Fries?",
and the stupid arsehole that wins a prize,
"Just sorting, just sorting".

"What prize?" you say and you might well ask,
with a frozen smile like an old death mask,
to the dumb asshole that sets himself a task,
"Just sorting, just sorting"

He sorts the posts out all day long,
when he´s not painting a monkey´s schlong,
and he always tries to hurry it along,
"Just sorting, just sorting".

Don´t feel sorry for a loony like this,
the half-witted cretin above the abyss,
his poor little mind is suffused with bliss,
"Just sorting, just sorting".

When you go to bed at night,
you´ll have sweet dreams and you´ll sleep tight,
you managed to avoid such a terrible plight,
"Just sorting, just sorting".