I've asked around and no one seems to know what happened to Wolfgang.
Whomever (see that, Wolfie? *whomever!) has him, please release him.
His sarcasm, ****ty outlook on life, generally obnoxious behavior, and
other attributes is sorely missed.

I've asked around and no one seems to know what happened to "Anonomous
Former ROFFian."
Whomever (see that, Anon? whomever!) has him, please release him.
His sarcasm, ****ty outlook on life, generally obnoxious behavior, and
other attributes is sorely missed.

Figuring we could do an "all call" for those that have disapeared
recently or in the last 5 years. Your missive can be applied to many.
Frank Reid