When we decided that Kipper the Hound's successor would be a
Yellow Lab my wife got me one of those Quote A Day calendars
with pictures of Yellow Labs and dog quotes.

Most of the quotes are just syrupy, flowery tributes to man's
best friend, nothing wrong with that, but today's quote had
me in stitches.

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a
woman. Then, if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read
the book, I might have a little fun !"
- Groucho Marx

Reminded me of wayno. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry