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| A homeless friend called and ask to borrow my indian outfit. Seems
he had
a
| job offer from the local petting zoo. He was to stand out front and
wave
an
| American flag to attract customers, and thought a costume would
help.
| Remembering that ethnic cleansing did not start in Bosnia I was
concerned
| about the image---- but more worried that he might war a Uncle Sam
outfit
| and wave a confederate flag. I agreed to lend him my 29$ authentic
cherokee
| chiefs headdress.
| THEREFORE yestertday the owner of the petting zoo called and wanted
to
| repay the favor. Seems he has a burro he wants to get rid of, not
sick ,
| just old and smelly. { he falls down whenever the kids pet too
hard } Did
I
| have any use for him?
| THEREFORE I remembered and old Seminol recipe for goat chili and got
the
| clavemasters permission to cook dinner for everyone on Tuseday
night.
Don't
| know how I will kill Old Bob [the burro] as my neighbor complain
when I
| shoot squirlls in the back yard , and my squaw won't help as last
time she
| held rope on a goat we were trying to hit in head with a baseball
bat, the
| goat jumped and I struck her soundly.
| THEREFORE my question is--do any of you flytiers use parts of a
burro in
| your art efforts" The tail hair is sort of ragged but there is some
fuzz
| around the ears. I could bring parts to clave and save mailing
expense.
| Please contact me by e-mail. Indain Joe

You could ride the burro to the clave and save....

Ride him hard and don't feed him. When he's good and starved we'll give him
instant rice to eat....when he's full we'll let him drink beer...when rice
comes out both ends we'll throw him on the fire!

....and for the raffle, the winner gets the skull.....

john