What a bunch of pussies...Kellogg has chosen not to renew Phelps' contract
because of the bong picture. While I don't smoke dope, it's pretty silly to
think that doing so is some rare thing among early-20s kids, and for Kellogg to
get all hypocritical and say "it's not the image Kellogg wishes to portray" is,
well, offensive. So don't put that picture on the box of Wheaties. The kid is
one serious athlete and Olympic record-setter, and if Wheaties doesn't want to
portray _that_ aspect of this kid, maybe the assholes can put Daschle and Cheney
shooting at each other in a un-taxed limo on the ****ing box...

Obviously, Wheaties is now the "breakfast of hypocritical sniveling
Martini-lunching executive pusses"...and equally obviously, even a steady diet
of crapflakes can't grow any hair...

Screw 'em,
R