On Fri, 6 Mar 2009 12:24:58 -0800 (PST), DaveS
wrote:

On Mar 6, 10:59*am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK *

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack
Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better? *

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

Heres another one. Pretend that you didn't vote for an asshole.
Pretend that you ignored all the corruption, greed, mismanagement and
dishonesty for 8 years. Pretend that the stock market bubble is the
real economy. Then, when virtually every political choice you've made
for eight years has turned up wrong for the country . . .

. . . then turn yourself into a ****y carper pretending that the
results of all your bad choices are Barack Obama's fault, amazingly
enough, in less than 100 days. Seems like yesterday you were crowing
about how well you were doing in the market. Now its Barak's fault.
But, hey you are not racist. A hum.

David, you are a pip.

Dave

Do Pelosi tomorrow, Dave. You'll feel better. And Harry the next
day. Soon you will be overjoyed.

Dave