DaveS wrote:
Give it a rest

Your nose hair post is a new low. No ****. That whole bit was beyond
offensive.
It was just possibly the most disturbing undude-like post in ROFF
webbery.
Jebus man, what is next? How to wipe your ass? Pop a zit? What?
First you, then that bare assed **** up.
Ill write the rest off to folks just trying to make it go away ASAP

You want real old timer ****?
Here is one: putting on your shoes in the morning.
Want another? Watching stuff go to hell.
Want another? smiling while fools talk w/out smacking them.
Thats real old timer **** you'll need to learn how to do.

Now you know everything important that you will have to learn.
But pleeaassse, just leave your ****ing nose hairs alone
Earth Spirit put them there to keep the bull**** from sloshing up your
nose
But if you decide differently just don't talk about it. OK?
It drives folks away from ROFF.

Well said, fellow geezer. The only thing that drives more folks
away from roff than offensive personal hygiene threads is whiny
goddamn Kum Ba Yah threads.

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Ken Fortenberry