On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 10:22:14 -0400, "Wayne Harrison"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote

Normally I would be overjoyed with such news, Ken, but Joanne has left
me, cashed in my 401K and has run away with a younger man. I am, over
course, devastated, because she also took Jenny the Pooch with her. I
found out yesterday that she had remortgaged the house in my name and
I now owe $200K which I don't have.

At least she left me with all of my fishing equipment. Or at least I
think she.................. uh oh.......

dear dave: my new sweetie tells me that he thinks sage rods suck, so i
will be fed exing yours back to massachussets.
kindest regards, and thanks for the extra coin.
your ex in the old north state
j


Do not send them to my Mass. address. I will be living in
Robinsville, and taking up with that young and beautiful creature that
wayno *tried* his best to bed, the one waiting tables at the Hilltop
Steak "restaurant". And her grandfather ties wonderful flies.

Oh, forgot to tell you, dear, I hit the lottery this morning for 26
mill. That cabin on Big Snowbird in the summer, and the Dominican
Republic in the winter. And someone in the family to tie my flies.
Who'd a thunked it? Will send you a post card from the Seychelles.

d;o)