On Apr 1, 10:06*am, wrote:
I was riding with a friend and neighbor in, a man of some advanced years, in his
Cadillac when we had a flat tire. *Not to worry, says he, I've got "On-Star,"
and pushes a button by the rear-view mirror. *A speakerphone engages and the
next thing I know, a voice says, "Hello, welcome to On-Star, my name is Barack
and I'm here to help..." *My friend explains the problem and the voice says
he'll transfer him to the flat tire department. *The next voice says, "Hi, my
name is Timmy, and I'm here to help. *We have your location and your bank
information and are dispatching an entire team of people to help...." *The next
thing I know, Barney Frank is there with a lug wrench and a bunch of people in
zhongshan suits...

HTH,
R

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