On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 08:09:08 -0700 (PDT), Frank Reid wrote:

Ken,
Your honesty and integrity shown here has touched me. I shall
henceforth strive to be a bit more like you. To that end, this
morning I have renounced my CISSP as superfluous, and, knowing in my
heart, I'm truely not worthy.
Additionally, in order to stand tall in the eyes of the American
public, I will no longer be seen drinking "microbrews," to include
Yuengling. I will switch to that King of Beers, the great American
tradition, Budweiser.
I do have some great off topic news. Due to my agility and
gracefulness, I have been chosen as one of the "pro" dancers in
dancing with the stars. I can't release who my dancing partner will
be, but just think "redhead, Sports Illustrated, swimsuit edition."
Timing will be a bit hinky with this, due to being asked to guest host
the new season of "This Old House." Would like to talk to you off-
line about your neat trick of replacing 4' of 1/2" lathe with graphite
or steel shafts. I think we can definately use this in some
government contracting.
Yours Truely
Frank Reid

I think you misheard the voicemail. Due to recent economic conditions, it's now
"This Repo'ed House"...Franklin Raines is the new host...

HTH,
R