OK, so this time, I'm smirking a bit...
On Apr 9, 4:55*pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Tom Littleton wrote:
I read your objections, such as you raise, to the Obama administration, and
both the trivial nature of the beefs, along with a general missing of the
whole changed nature of his political organization jump out at me. In fact,
I start hearing Bob Dylan in the background singing, "There's something
going on here, but you don't know what it is...."
At least as regards the Associate Director of Asian-American,
Pacific Islander and Arts Community in the Office of Public
Liaison, a position the Christian Science Monitor reports has
whopping $50K salary, our friend Rick is talking out his ass.
That sounds anatomically improbable until one realizes where
his head has been stuck. ;-)
--
Ken Fortenberry
Just a cotton pickin minute here Ken, Rick is rightfully suspicious.
$50k for an appointee? Why if Kumar were a Republicrat . . .
He would be a front runner presidential candidate, quoting the Great
Dullard Raygun ad nauseam.
He could have been given a licence to steal in the civilian Iraq
Occupation Administration.
He would be in line for an ambassador slot in one of the countries of
the "Old Europe."
He would have a fat no bid contract to supply defective armor kits for
our troops.
He would have his own seat in the pet minorities seating section of
the Republicrat nominating carnival.
He could get an auction ticket for sloppy seconds on Gluckert after
dark in Rove's Whitehouse office.
He would have a Bush nickname . . . maybe something like "Kunta
Kinte," or maybe "Mathwhiz."
He would qualify for an autographed pair of Palin's $200 used
knickers.
He, his extended family, their friends and his girlfriends would never
serve in the U.S. Military, or Peace Corps.
He could get a seat in the Torture Theater, in the Old Exec Bldg, to
watch waterboarding live with Cheney and staff.
He would be spending money stolen by Bob Perry, that Texan fraud
artist who funded the Swift Boaters.
He would have an anonymous off shore banking account to hide his ill
gotten gains.
He would be twice as likely to cheat on his taxes if his income were
over $200k, than folks with less.
He would be currying favor with other losers by showing how much he
hated America.
Dave
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