....who can feel the Clave Fever coming over him. Time to
go grab a Yeungling....

Arrrghhh! Don't have enough flies. Where's my formal fishing vest?
Do these waders make me look fat? I CANNOT accessorize at Bass Pro.
Get me to a Cabelas! Uh, weekend with the bride for 25th anniversary,
anniversary on 19th, then club meeting on Wednesday, find someone to
run the board meeting and One Fly tourney whilst I'm away, leave after
work on Thursday 'cause Friday is a "down day" at the base and no
one's working. Arrive Friday 22nd, fish till I puke, head home the
next weekend. Don't have to hear the bride scream at a TV all week
(NHL playoff time).
Uh, yeah, I'll take the top bunk come Friday night. What kind of
flies do I tie?
I'm NOT bringing the barley stew fixin's. Do I need to make a Duck
Butt Award?
Frank Reid