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Old May 16th, 2009, 08:34 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
DaveS
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Default Have a good season

On May 15, 2:25*pm, "Larry L" wrote:

I'm likely to be back home, and bored enough to check back in, *by November
.... wonder if anyone will still be around.


No Larry, we will all be gone because . . .
1. ROFF is just the most interesting fly fishing group on the sad
assed net. (Not the prettiest but ....)
2. Because SOME Roffians are impolite, and cranky old men, who bite.
(How very unusual.)
3, Because there is never, never, never any info on FFing on ROFF
(Unless one asks.)
4. Because Roffians do not treat our individual myths as gospel. (Wet
flies are of the Devil sayeth Mordeth,)
5. Because there are too few girly pix on ROFFof larger, mature women.
(Really? With rods in their hands?)
6. Because ROFFIANS use wordy dirds sometimes. (Undo your fly in the
meniscus, speycaster.)
7. Because the outside world of war and politics intrudes, especially
in Winter. (Duhhhh.)
8. Because there are no pop-ups on ROFF. (Just knock-off watches.)
9. Because not everyone likes everyone else on ROFF. (Do you yearn
for whirld peas?)
10. Because Roffians bring up uncomfortable environmental truths.
(Warming to mountaintop removal as we speak.)

Have fun. See you in November.

Dave