Billy Bob and Vern talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Vern, "Yaw
know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm going to
do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where
to go and all. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii
and Pauline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the
Bahamas, and Pauline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and
darned if Pauline didn't get pregnant again." Vern asks Billy Bob, "So, what
you going to do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm
taking Pauline with me."