"Guy" wrote in message
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On Jun 26, 9:13 pm, Frank Reid wrote:
Its a Deere. Remember the MASH episode where Frank ran over Col
Potter's jeep and Col Potter had to "put it down?" Just about there
with this tractor. Its gone way beyond battery and the locals (as in
5 generations of Nebraska farmers) are saying "ain't never seen one do
THAT before."
Frank Reid
(Fly Tyer: Someone who can hold his jungle cock in public)

There have been quite a few FF's interested in seeing my jungle cock.
Many very favourable on the size and quality.
G

Dear Mr. Guy,

That you have removed this Junglecock from its natural environs disturbs me
greatly. As you are well aware, I am sure, this particular cock does not
fare well outside of the jungle.

Please, if you have any shame at all, return the mighty Junglecock back to
an environment where it can roam free, unaffected by the haint and taint of
modern society!

Just my .02

Sincerely,
Mr. Opus McDopus, Chairman, Brotherhood of Junglecocks (BJ)