Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. *As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. *Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.

No! NO! No!

You'd be tempting fate.

Get a wheelchair .....on the other hand hire a lackey.

She has mentioned a sedan chair....
Frank Reid
(Father of the Bridezilla)