Thread: Finally.....
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Old July 24th, 2009, 12:13 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
jeff
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Default Finally.....

wrote:



Uh-huh...only an status-symbol-seeking idiot would buy G3s, as Simms themselves
says they aren't anything more than merely adequate waders. A quick look at
Simms' own advertising says the NEW! G4's are the only wader that any
self-respecting stumbleklutz****sport would allow anywhere near their kit. My
guess is that they'll find out you're the retired idiot married to a
soon-to-be-former ED trying to buy such pedestrian dross and call her a
divor...HEY! jeffie - have you made sure that you're on Simms' speed-dial list?
IAC, I guess _wannabe_ self-respecting stumbleklutz****sports buy such outdated
crap and kid themselves about how good their outdated crap really is...

HTH,
R

...and those $100USD or so Hodgman's that I use to duck hunt and on the bayous
have been through **** that would have reduced those G3s to little more than a
colander...or reduced a half-assed math teacher in Chinkland to wet-butt tears
(hey, as long as we're trolling...)

...and BTW, congrats to y'all...



G

for years now, i've been sending jo my blue-light special bulk mailing
of ez-divorce-r-us offerings. reckon i'll have to add a new paragraph
addressing this latest indignity.

....i originally had a pair of $100+ hodgman's...might be ok in winter
while sipping bourbon in a duck blind, but in the carolina summer of
freestones, rhodos, and brambles, they were hot as hell and leaky.
stream seep mixed with sweat created a funky odor in them that not even
a diet of cabbage and sausage could yield.

jeff (i fart in your general direction.)