On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 07:00:48 -0700 (PDT), Mike wrote:

Should have called in the DEP the regs state 2 fish over 14 inches
from 8am opening day until labor day...............

Reminds me of an old joke...

An old country boy comes across a city-slicker turkey hunting out in the woods
and he has a dead hen. The man explains to the dude that it's illegal to shoot
hens. The dude gets uppity at first and then the man mentions the Game Warden,
so the dude gets nervous and asks if there is some way they can settle it
"quietly." The country boy thinks about it a minute and says they can settle it
the country folks' way. They'll kick each other in the nuts until one gives up
and the winner gets his way. The dude reluctantly agrees and the man kicks the
dude in the nuts as hard as he can. When the dude comes to, he says it's his
turn. The man says, "Ya know, while you was throwin' up and rollin' around and
all passed out and all, I got to figuring about I never liked to deal with them
ol' Game Wardens no way, so if you want that bird that bad, you go on and take
her..."

TC,
R