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**David LaCourse** · September 18th, 2009, 01:29 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly

On 2009-09-18 08:18:34 -0400, said:

On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:47:40 -0400, David LaCourse wrote:

I doubt I would have survived in Canada or GB.

Oh, come on, now...in at least _some_ parts of both countries, they wouldn't
have beat you _to death_...I mean, if you ordered Drambuie and Vermouth
(...what's it called again - a Chipped Nail? A Bent Pinhead? A Rusty
Trombone?...) they might have slapped you around a bit, but not beat you smooth
to death...

HTH,
R
...OTOH, so maybe if you bitched about the octane of the gas while bragging
about yer expensive rubber britches, even the more reserved would have beat you
pretty badly, but still, I don't think they'd have actually killed you...

Richard, without a doubt, you are a bigger asshole than Fortenberry.