On Oct 10, 8:17*pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Frank Reid wrote:
No need for a snow blower around here yet, but the next home game
is the Michigan game on Halloween. Maybe you could arrange for the
Air Force to send some F-16s to blow all the leaves on my lawn to
Iowa ? One F-16 would be plenty, two might scare the dog.

For leaves, we have the venerable "Vark Fart." *An RF-111
(affectionately named the "Aardvark") can dump fuel and ignite the
cloud of fuel with it its afterburner. *Don't really know if there is
a purpose for this other than burning off excess fuel when they have
to dump it. *However, I looks cool as hell when a Vark does a
highspeed pass down a runway just after dark with a totally
unsuspecting base population. *Think that a 300 X 100 foot flame would
take care of those leaves?

Yeah, that sounds about right. Tell them to watch out for the
trellis and the hedge.

Tell your neighbor to wear a hat or he'll not be able to do a comb
over for 6-8 months.
Frank Reid